Where to buy this dictionary?!

My fellow friends and readers, today I received a damn funny email. In it had an attachment of a page from a dictionary...god knows which one but it is a solid one! I've yet to ever come across any dictionaries like this one.Just click on the picture and have a read...and a laugh!!!!

What is happening to this world...hahahahahaha!!!!

Filming of MANDI & Interview for UnseenTv.com.

Hey folks,
firstly I'd like to apologise for not updating my blog in quite a while. One of those moments where you just don't feel like writing anything you know. :)

Anyyyyhow....just a lil update on what's been going down with me.
Did a game show for Astro Wrna ch132 not too long ago called "MANDI". It was a lot of fun doing this program. Had the opportunity to work with Afdlin Shauki's crew again and met many celebrities in the process. Hopefully this program gets high ratings and viewers. If that happens then there's a possibility of more seasons down the road. The host of the show was Din Beramboi....and he's a damn funny character...very spontaneous and had left us all in stitches.

I also had the opportunity to have my girlfriend work with me on this program...we had a blast!!!

Other than that, I was approached by an Australian web tv where they cover about everything related to personalities, fashion to clubs etc etc.

Below is a short clip from the interview which they shot at Ultimate Gym...my playground.

ENJOY!!!

MEN'S RULES - finally!!!

Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules" from the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine....Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.